17 May 1997 Video Killed The "Doctor Who" Star featuring the seventh and eighth Doctors, Susan and Ace abates (abates@wn.planet.gen.nz) - _Ace Bethani (kweath@osprey.unf.edu) - MrWeatherford DrGrace (judiang@idt.net) - Eighth_Doctor Haem (haem@lys.vnet.net) - SusanF, Army_of_Armoured_Creatures, StupidFlamethrowingWeapon, CloudofGlowingGreenBugs, SomeBugs, Rest_of_Bugs, Cyberleader Jondar (jondar@fl.net.au) - CelestialToymaker, SecretaryTina, Elevator, SpyDrone, Pool_of_STTNG_Black_Goo talavera (talavera@gate.net) - Space_Marine_Nukem trinalin (trinalin@infinet.com) - SylvDoc, Giant_Tank_with_Lasers, Hordes_of_Fire_Beasts, Giant_Welsh_Green_Maggots ----------------------------------------------------------------------- * Eighth_Doctor lies on the ground and stirs * _Ace looks around, surprised. <_Ace> Where the hell _are_ we, Professor? * Eighth_Doctor sits up * Eighth_Doctor looks around Well, it's not Kansas... <_Ace> Ha, ha, Professor. * Eighth_Doctor jumps to his feet and watches baddies moving in the shadows I'm not sure. Shall we look around? <_Ace> Yeah, we better. * Eighth_Doctor peers into the shadows * _Ace checks her shoulder bag. <_Ace> I've only got three cans of nitro left! * _Ace holds a can of nitro at the ready, just in case. Ace, I have a strange feeling about this... <_Ace> You _always_ have strange feelings. These surroundings seem a bit... cartoonish. * _Ace looks nervous. <_Ace> Cartoonish? * Eighth_Doctor points at something darting in the shadows That is something I have never seen before. <_Ace> And this is news? * Eighth_Doctor notices sounds of lasers somewhere in the background <_Ace> Cool! A laser battle! * Eighth_Doctor stops in his tracks * Eighth_Doctor looks grimly at Ace The Celestial Toymaker! * _Ace looks wide-eyed at the Doctor. <_Ace> Toymaker? Who's that then? He has to be behind this! * Eighth_Doctor turns in a circle and shouts I know you're here! You might as well show yourself! * CelestialToymaker appears with a brief flash of light <_Ace> Cor! You called, Doctor? * Eighth_Doctor looks peeved What is this nonsense NOW? Oh... *spreads his hands wide* just something I cooked up... * Eighth_Doctor whispers to Ace He fancies himself a game master. I wanted some amusement... * CelestialToymaker smiles, evily More amusement? I thought our last "game" was enough. Oh no, Doctor... it is never enough. * Eighth_Doctor looks around angrily Where is my TARDIS? Oh, it's safe... looked after very well. * CelestialToymaker raises a hand, and a screen showing the TARDIS appears As you can see, the TARDIS is there... but of course, you have to solve some puzzles to get to it. * Eighth_Doctor places his hands on his hips * _Ace looks distinctly unimpressed. <_Ace> He's just another one of those airy-fairy omnipotent beings. We used to rough them up all the time. * Eighth_Doctor smirks at Ace * Eighth_Doctor sighs Well, Toymaker, what is it now? Chess? * CelestialToymaker flusters CHESS!!! You underestimate me, Doctor. I've caught up. * Eighth_Doctor whispers to Ace: A flustering omnipotent being. Interesting. * _Ace whispers back: <_Ace> Maybe he heard what you did to the last one. This time, you're stuck in a computer game... Space Marine Nukem. * Eighth_Doctor laughs with distaste What? Another video game? Get through the game, and you get the TARDIS back. Farewell! * CelestialToymaker disappears <_Ace> Ace! Do we get big guns?! * _Ace punches the air. * Eighth_Doctor stares at the empty space and narrows his eyes * Eighth_Doctor rubs his chin * _Ace looks around for conveniently placed weapons. Hmm, I knew the cheat codes for Doom... Space Marine Nukem? Must be one of those cheap knockoffs. <_Ace> Nah. 'S easy. The monsters in these games are all dead naff. You just have to watch out for the ones with big guns. * Eighth_Doctor looks at Ace Well, shall we? <_Ace> Yeah! * MrWeatherford hits the start button on the computer * MrWeatherford chuckles Let's see what they think of my game now. * Space_Marine_Nukem pops into existance Ahhh, and you are the hero, I imagine? * Space_Marine_Nukem points a yard long gun under the Doc's chin And who might you be? I'm the Doctor, and this is Ace. * Space_Marine_Nukem notices Ace * Space_Marine_Nukem points his gun into the air * _Ace glares at Nukem. * Space_Marine_Nukem smiles at Ace Hi. * Space_Marine_Nukem runs his hand through his hair <_Ace> Who the hell are you? And your name is...? I am...Space Marine Nukem! * _Ace winces at the naff name. Yes. Nice to meet you...er... Space. * Space_Marine_Nukem winks at Ace Nice to meet you, Ace...who's the longhair? <_Ace> That's the Professor. The Doctor, actually. * Eighth_Doctor frowns slightly at Ace for the old name Doctor who? Precisely. * Space_Marine_Nukem looks around suddenly * _Ace rolls her eyes. <_Ace> Yeah, that's him. Can we get on, then? * MrWeatherford looks at the game level intensity... let's set it to difficult! * Space_Marine_Nukem sniffs the air The game has started. <_Ace> Oh, here we go. Yes, here we go. * Space_Marine_Nukem levels his gun and looks down the street * MrWeatherford grins maniacally as he watches the game unfold Just stay behind me, pretty lady. * Giant_Tank_with_Lasers comes rolling over the hill * _Ace gags. * Eighth_Doctor watches * Giant_Tank_with_Lasers fires at the targets * Space_Marine_Nukem opens fire * Space_Marine_Nukem blasts away with his big gun * Giant_Tank_with_Lasers' force fields hold off the first blasts * Army_of_Armoured_Creatures follows the tank * Giant_Tank_with_Lasers knock out the ground under the Doctor * Space_Marine_Nukem rolls into a crouch and throws a grenade at the tank * Giant_Tank_with_Lasers fires at Marine * _Ace throws a can of nitro. * Giant_Tank_with_Lasers is destoyed by nitro * Army_of_Armoured_Creatures begins raising and firing guns * _Ace hastily takes cover. * Eighth_Doctor dives behind her * Eighth_Doctor whispers to Ace: I don't think we are invulnerable. * Space_Marine_Nukem turns and fires at the creatures * Space_Marine_Nukem blasts away, shouting "Adrian!!!" * Army_of_Armoured_Creatures flies away in all directions, spraying gore * Space_Marine_Nukem stops firing My pretty toys! * Eighth_Doctor whispers to Ace: These monsters are wretched. * _Ace whispers: <_Ace> I know, and they're slower than Daleks. * Eighth_Doctor rises slowly * _Ace gets up. * Space_Marine_Nukem looks at them That was just the first scene. * Space_Marine_Nukem goes over to the tank Yo. What was in that can, Ace? <_Ace> That was nitro nine. Packs more punch that Arnie in a boxing ring. Good job. We do need to end this game as quickly as possible. <_Ace> I've only got two cans left now. * Space_Marine_Nukem pulls out a glowing orb * Space_Marine_Nukem eats it * _Ace screws up her face. <_Ace> Ugh. That looked horrible. Recharge. Tastes great...and less filling, too. Hmmm, we might need those before this is over. * Space_Marine_Nukem looks around * Eighth_Doctor stops at a wall and examines it * Eighth_Doctor proceeds down the street * _Ace tags along. * Space_Marine_Nukem watches the ground scroll under him Hmmm, next level is the fire balls, I believe... ***** * SylvDoc watches the TARDIS land on its own accord Susan, did you set the dematerialization switch? * SusanF looks up from where she is reading a book on quantum mechanics...elementary stuff, really. No, Grandfather. You did, remember? Hmmm, not yet, I didn't. Most unusual. * SusanF stands up and surveys the console * SylvDoc puts his hands in his pockets as he thinks * SylvDoc finds a piece of paper in his hand Have you checked the fault locator? * SusanF walks over to look at it again Hmmm? Fornicator? Susan, what are you reading? * SylvDoc looks at the note in his hand Now, I know this wasn't in my pocket a few minutes ago... * SusanF shrugs I don't see anything wrong. Susan - look at this * SylvDoc shows Susan a letter inviting them to Weatherford Electronics, Inc. * SusanF looks at the note Weatherford Electronics? Have you heard of it? Someone is messing with us. The company is a video game distributor, if I remember correctly. Video game? * SusanF thinks it sounds somewhat primitive All the games were rigged to cheat kids of their pocket change. There was a big bruhaha about it in the 1970s in America. Oh, the 1970s. Well, are we going to go? Well, do we investigate, or do we continue on? Personally, I'm rather curious about all this. * SylvDoc smiles at Susan It would certainly be more interesting than the Great Exhibition. How do you think the note got into your pocket? Nothing can penetrate the TARDIS' defenses. * SusanF is worried about that Yes, well, we'll figure that out later. Come on, Susan, we've got a mystery to solve. * SylvDoc walks out of the TARDIS and onto a street in Jacksonville, Florida * SusanF follows him out Oh, it's so hot. * CelestialToymaker smiles as he sees another Doctor and companion leave their TARDIS * SylvDoc inhales * SylvDoc coughs I love the city, don't you? * SusanF looks around Well, it's a bit...I don't know, crowded. Okay, we're looking for 1333 Bethani Street. Weatherford Electronics... You should have told me we were coming here. I could have memorized a street map. I'll remember that in the past. * SylvDoc is walking along Kimberly Street looking for Bethani Street * SusanF follows and tries not to twist her ankle in the large cracks in the sidewalk This city is in such a state of disrepair... Ah - I think that's our goal. * SylvDoc points to a large metallic-colored building on the corner * SusanF looks up from the sidewalk to see the building It's imposing. Not to mention tacky. I'll have to speak with Weatherford about his architect. So, shall we proceed? * SusanF nods * SylvDoc walks toward the building with Susan in tow * SusanF stops outside the large glass doors at the entrance of the building and peers in It doesn't look too strange, Grandfather. * SylvDoc walks into the gaudy building * SusanF goes in too, nearly slipping on the smooth floor * MrWeatherford looks up, flushes guiltily, and goes to the back room to take off his duck suit Er, I'll be right out! * SylvDoc sidles up to the secretary Hello, I'm the Doctor and this is Susan. I believe we're expected. Yes... Mr Weatherford will be with you in a moment. If you care to step through to his office...? Thank you. * SecretaryTina presses a button and the office door opens * SylvDoc walks into the office, helping Susan over the threshold so she doesn't trip Oh, look at the carpet. It's so thick! * SusanF slips off a shoe and wiggles her toes in it I am a peddler of dreams, a purveyor of desires. Your every need can be seen to here. Welcome to Weatherford Electronics! Oh. * SusanF puts the shoe back on quickly How might I help you two fine people? Might you be interested in a game of Pac-Man? Pac-Man? That's the one with the Tega... big mouth? Indeed, we have every game here. Well, actually, I am interested in seeing what games you have. Of course! Are you an owner of a video chain yourself? Oh, games! * SusanF looks at her grandfather gleefully * SusanF remembers that the Doctor said something about video games Yes...you could also play Donkey Kong...or how about a game of Doom? or Warcraft? Anything you desire is here. Doom? Warcraft? They sound so violent. Don't you have anything...well, nice? Nice? Er...hmmm, how about some skee ball? Skee ball. * SylvDoc looks at the letter in his hand It says here that you give tours of the company. Susan and I would enjoy that. Yes, I do indeed give tours. Follow me! * MrWeatherford steps out of his office and into the hallway * SylvDoc follows Weatherford * CelestialToymaker watches Weatherford give the Doctor and his companion the guided tour * SusanF wishes the Doctor had brought the other shoes from the TARDIS...then he could give her hers...er, those. * SusanF sighs and carefully ventures back out onto the waxed floor * SylvDoc reaches into his pockets and takes out a yo-yo, bag of jelly babies, script, and a pair of shoes * SylvDoc eats a jelly baby, throws away the scipt and gives the shoes to Susan Thank you, Grandfather, but I don't think high heels are appropriate. Do you have any others? * SylvDoc breaks off the heels and returns them * SusanF looks at them and decides they couldn't be much worse than what she has on, so she changes Much better. * SusanF quits concentrating on her footwear and starts paying more attention to the building Come right over here. This elevator will take us down into the factory. * SylvDoc jumps up in the lift to play with physics Don't you have transmats? Er, transmat? We have floor mats... * SusanF blinks Oh... Shhh, Susan. A bit early. * CelestialToymaker taps into the lift's security camera and observes this new Doctor and companion * MrWeatherford glances up at the camera and smiles * SusanF leans toward the Doctor I'm sorry, Grandfather. When did you say we were? * SylvDoc whispers: 1970s. :whispering: Oh! I've never been here before. * SusanF smiles and looks at Mr Weatherford Of course, you wouldn't have transmats yet. Do you like the elevator music? We just added it. This is a song by the Doors. Yes, it's very nice. * SylvDoc is glad his hearing can screen out such vile sounds * Elevator goes "ping!" and stops * Elevator doors open * MrWeatherford steps out of the elevator and into a warehouse Follow me. * SusanF's footsteps echo around the warehouse * SylvDoc follows Weatherford Welcome to the storehouse of Doom! Hehehe, just a joke, really. We call it that because it looks so imposing. * SusanF laughs politely * SylvDoc thinks the room looks like it's housing artistic Daleks Okay, so what would you be interested in seeing first? We cater to many types here. What do you have in the way of strategy games? Like chess? Strategy, Grandfather? Strategy games? Hmmm... * CelestialToymaker activates a computer in the warehouse and uses it to observe * SylvDoc thinks he's pretty good at chess and intends to play it often in this regeneration Strategy, strategy...sure you dont want a shoot-em-up game? I know, how about this game of, um, battle chess! * MrWeatherford goes to the corner and pulls up a game which is covered in a paint cloth Sounds good. We don't get a lot of requests for, um, chess. Hold on... let me get some power on for this one. As long as we don't play Global Thermonuclear War. * SylvDoc smirks at his joke Thermonuclear war? Is that a new one? * SusanF shudders Sorry, it's from a movie. * CelestialToymaker watches this Doctor and chuckles... thermonuclear war... a nice idea for a game. I'll get Joshua on to it. Ah, don't watch them myself. Though I have to admit, that new Lazenby Bond is the best. * SusanF is quite bewildered by all these cultural references * SylvDoc nods absentmindedly and looks at the battle chess * SusanF knows chess, at least Yes, and you see, these chess pieces shoot guns. Guns?! You can make the queen fire at the pawn, and so on. Oh... * SusanF is not used to that kind of chess! Well, we had to, um, jazz it up! * SylvDoc shakes his head slowly Make it fun for the kiddies! May I see it? Sure, doll! * SylvDoc looks to see how to start the game What does one do to play? Try the start button. * SylvDoc hits the start button * SylvDoc grimaces as the game starts by showing a pawn blown up into pieces * SusanF watches the Doctor play chess for a while, but then decides it is awfully violent, and, curious, moves off to look at some of the other selections Rather gruesome for chess, isn't it? I always saw chess as a gentleman's game. A video store ain't no place for gentlemen, sir...no offence. It's for the kids. They wouldn't play it with just chess pieces. * SylvDoc looks up at Weatherford Funny, I remember playing chess as a boy... * MrWeatherford mutters something about old fogey men, who can't keep up with the times * SusanF looks at some pinball machines with demonic caricatures painted all over them * CelestialToymaker grimaces as the Doctor's companion moves to another game... she'll spot my computer too soon! Yes, well, I wouldn't be here if it weren't for this invitation. * SusanF examines a game that seems to involve primitive transportation devices zooming around an artificial landscape * SylvDoc hands Weatherford the paper as he plays the winning move in the chess game Checkmate in 19 moves! Amazing! Thank you. * SusanF arrives at a game involving three people - two of whom have huge guns - firing wildly at various monsters * SusanF frowns - why three main characters? The game seems designed for only one person, and telepathy isn't common in the 1970s. * CelestialToymaker starts to fume as the Doctor's companion spots his computer... So, anything less violent than this? Well...how about Doom? That is rather tame. * SusanF gasps and looks more closely at the one character without a gun Grandfather! What? * SusanF turns around No, not you, *him*! * SylvDoc turns to see Susan at another video game * SusanF points at the game Hmmm? * SylvDoc moves toward the game Oh no, thats a rather boring game. How about shoot the ducks? Him? Yes, him! There is only me! Well, and 5 or 6 others. No...I know him! * SusanF looks back at the long-haired video game character * SylvDoc looks at the game Make that 7 others. Could someone have based a game on you? Could be. * SusanF flounders Grandfather, what *is* this? I'm frightened! Come now, it's simply a coincidence. I have some much more interesting games over here. Hmmmm, I look rather dashing there, don't I? But he's too tall, don't you think? Wait a minute, that looks like Ace! Ace? My companion. You've not met her yet. Is she the one that travelled with you a while ago? Nice girl. Likes explosives. The likeness is most remarkable, even down to her scowl. * SusanF peers at the girl * CelestialToymaker gets furious, and sends a mental message to Weatherford to get them away from that computer Come along guys, let me take you to another part of the factory!!! Ah, what else do you have here? * SylvDoc smiles at Weatherford in a friendly manner We have some wonderful strategy games. How about frogger? Great! I'll have a look. But, Grandfather... * SusanF looks back at the game Susan, why don't you stay here and play a round of that Battle Chess game? It's very good. I don't think I want to, Grandfather... I'm sure you'll learn quite a lot from it. * SylvDoc looks meaningfully at the computer with his future self in it * SusanF catches the Doctor's look But...if you really want me to. Yes, that would be great. * SusanF musters a smile All right. * SusanF starts wandering over to the battle chess Come along, we have some wonderful games further on in the tour! * SusanF waits until Weatherford is out of sight, then hurries back to the other game ***** * Eighth_Doctor walks down the street, looking down petulantly, hands in his pockets * Eighth_Doctor appears to be oblivious to the danger around him * _Ace wields her smoking gun. * _Ace poses for the NA cover shot. * CelestialToymaker's voice can be heard So Doctor, you passed the first test... I wonder how you'll fare on the next? * Eighth_Doctor stops in his tracks and listens * _Ace breaks pose, finally, and joins the Doctor. I'll fare like I always do. You'll lose. * CelestialToymaker laughs * Eighth_Doctor continues down the street We shall see, Doctor, we shall see... <_Ace> What a git. * Eighth_Doctor sighs and mutters to himself * Eighth_Doctor suddenly stops and turns to Nuke Don't you know any shortcuts? Cheat codes? * Space_Marine_Nukem looks at the Doc * Space_Marine_Nukem nods Just follow me. * Space_Marine_Nukem waves his big gun about * Eighth_Doctor perks up and grins Ace, we'll end this farce soon. * CelestialToymaker sends a SpyDrone down to follow Nukem * Hordes_of_Fire_Beasts rise up from the battlefield and go after Nuke and company But first, a bit of fun... * Space_Marine_Nukem opens fire * _Ace wields her gun. <_Ace> Brill! * _Ace opens fire too. * Eighth_Doctor looks up at the beasts. Horrid graphics, really. * Hordes_of_Fire_Beasts take in the shots and shoot them back as fire Take cover, Doc! * _Ace acks and ducks for cover. * Space_Marine_Nukem blasts away * SpyDrone hovers behind Nukem, sending images from the shadows * _Ace switchs her weapon to water pistol mode. * Eighth_Doctor stands and watches, unperturbed * Hordes_of_Fire_Beasts blows up the ground behind the Doctor and Ace * Eighth_Doctor jumps as the ground buckles * Eighth_Doctor decides to duck for cover after all Aaaaaaaaaah! * _Ace gets up and starts firing again. * Hordes_of_Fire_Beasts hiss as the fires go out * Space_Marine_Nukem continues to fire * Hordes_of_Fire_Beasts hiss as Ace puts out the fires * Space_Marine_Nukem burns down a building or two before stopping * Hordes_of_Fire_Beasts die <_Ace> Ace! * _Ace punches the air in glee. * StupidFlamethrowingWeapon appears as the flame beasts die * StupidFlamethrowingWeapon is not a very effective weapon * Pool_of_STTNG_Black_Goo appears, covering the floor of the corridor ahead <_Ace> We showed them, muscles for brains! * _Ace slaps Nukem on the back. * Space_Marine_Nukem smiles We did, pretty lady. Hey, Doc...this way. * Eighth_Doctor looks at the two The cheat is over here. * Space_Marine_Nukem walks over to a mailbox Oh, now really. This is too cheesy * Pool_of_STTNG_Black_Goo moves closer to the trio... * Space_Marine_Nukem opens the door with a kick of his boot Inside! Now! * Pool_of_STTNG_Black_Goo extends a gooey tendril and grabs Ace's foot * Eighth_Doctor darts in * Space_Marine_Nukem fires on the goo * Pool_of_STTNG_Black_Goo is obliterated by the weapon * _Ace breaks loose and tumbles through. * Space_Marine_Nukem backs in and closes the door behind him * Space_Marine_Nukem lights a torch * StupidFlamethrowingWeapon winks out of existence as the trio enter the cheat box I thought Riker's beard had us! * _Ace looks at Nukem oddly. * Eighth_Doctor looks at Nuke Yes, that was a wretched show in its day. Show? * Space_Marine_Nukem looks at the Doc a bit strangely * Space_Marine_Nukem tosses the torch to the Doctor * Eighth_Doctor catches the torch The next level is ahead. Let's see where this takes us. * Space_Marine_Nukem takes the mail sack * Eighth_Doctor flicks on the torch and proceeds into the darkness * _Ace wonders where she can buy this guy a clue. * Space_Marine_Nukem wonders if Ace will snog him at the end * _Ace thinks "Not likely, buster." * Space_Marine_Nukem is blissfully unaware * CelestialToymaker chuckles This is very entertaining... I wonder what I should use next? * CelestialToymaker smiles... yes, the glowing green bugs will be perfect... * CloudofGlowingGreenBugs appears out of the darkness Bugs! <_Ace> Professor, get down! * CloudofGlowingGreenBugs buzzes around the top of the passage * Space_Marine_Nukem opens up * _Ace clicks out the flamethrower attachment. Say, aren't these those Day Glo Worms? * SomeBugs dive for Ace * _Ace whooshes with the flamethrower. * SomeBugs erupt into flames <_Ace> Mega! * CelestialToymaker thinks...something from the Doctor's past. I know! * Giant_Welsh_Green_Maggots are on the floor as the trio walk through * Rest_of_Bugs descend upon Nukem and the Doctor * Space_Marine_Nukem fires away * Giant_Welsh_Green_Maggots goosh and swudge as people walk by * Eighth_Doctor thinks he has done this before * Eighth_Doctor drop kicks a maggot * Giant_Welsh_Green_Maggots try to poison the walkers with some kind of colorful death * _Ace aims her flamethrower at the floor and lets loose. * Giant_Welsh_Green_Maggots burn to a cinder * Space_Marine_Nukem hits the flame trigger on his Aliens style rifle * Space_Marine_Nukem blasts away wildly * Rest_of_Bugs buzz around the Doctor's head, trying to cocoon him <_Ace> Professor! Get _down_! * Eighth_Doctor reaches into his pocket and pulls out a can of Off * Eighth_Doctor spritzes the bugs * Rest_of_Bugs slowly spiral to the floor and are eaten by the maggots See, they don't bite. They don't even light. * Eighth_Doctor steps out of Ace's way * _Ace sighs with relief and pats the Doctor's arm. * Eighth_Doctor grins at Ace <_Ace> Come on, Professor, let's get moving. * CelestialToymaker thinks... time for some Red Death, perhaps? This way. * Eighth_Doctor shakes off his frockcoat Yes, I think I see a light at the end of the tunnel. Yes...the next level. Wait a minute. * Space_Marine_Nukem opens the mailbag <_Ace> D'you think it's a way out, Professor? Either that, or more dreadful graphics. * Space_Marine_Nukem pulls out another glowing ball * Space_Marine_Nukem eats it Mmmm. * Space_Marine_Nukem's gun gets bigger * _Ace wants a bigger gun too! * Space_Marine_Nukem hands Ace one from his backpack Big enough for you? <_Ace> Cor! Thanks! * _Ace hefts the gun in her other hand. There's more where that came from. * Space_Marine_Nukem winks * _Ace ignores Nukem's last comment. * Eighth_Doctor glances up at Nuke strangely Wait...this isn't supposed to be here. * Space_Marine_Nukem pulls out a letter It's...for you. For me? More nonsense from the Toymaker. Yeah. * Eighth_Doctor takes the note and reads * Eighth_Doctor sharply laughs <_Ace> What does it say, Professor? * Eighth_Doctor carefully folds the note and puts it away It might be of use later... Come along. * CelestialToymaker's voice can be heard I see you got the note, Doctor... * Eighth_Doctor strides purposefully down the tunnel It's a shame it's not going to help you. * CelestialToymaker's voice fades away * Eighth_Doctor snorts and emerges from the tunnel * Space_Marine_Nukem shrugs his shoulders and follows * _Ace walks backwards after him, waving the guns around excitedly. ***** Lead on, Mr. Weatherford, let's see this "Frogger". Is it, perhaps, dealing with amphibians? * SylvDoc thinks of Adrip for some unknown reason * MrWeatherford leads him over to another part of the warehouse Indeed it does. In this game, you play the role of a frog. * SylvDoc hopes to lose Weatherford soon and get back to Susan Ah, and the purpose of this game is to cross the street? Yes, exactly. How will the little ones be entertained if there is no blood and guts when the frog is killed? Well, it makes a croaking sound and he flattens out. Ah. And the alligators can eat him, too. So, tell me, who are you working for? * SylvDoc looks into Weatherford's eyes intently Me? I'm a self-made man. I work for no-one. Indeed... * MrWeatherford quickly pulls his eyes away from the Doctor's * MrWeatherford feels flustered * CelestialToymaker sends a mental message to Weatherford Tell him nothing! The game that Susan saw - what's the purpose of that game? It's a shoot-em-up game. Basically the same purpose as any of these, staving off boredom. Why bother having three protagonists if only one person can play the game? Er...well, I don't know. To make the screen more interesting? What do the other two do? Play canasta? * CelestialToymaker sends another message It gives the children more action! Well...it gives the children more action to watch. No, it doesn't make much sense at all. They enjoy the visual stimulation. * SylvDoc puts his finger on Weatherford's forehead and concetrates Hey! Ah-ha! Someone's roaming around in your head. I suspected as much. Who is it? Who's telling you to do this? Roaming in my head? Whatever do you mean? Who put me in a video game? You're right here! * SylvDoc smiles * SylvDoc walks back to the room where Susan is Are you coming? Er...can I interest you in Space Invaders? No. ***** * SusanF examines the game. One movable stick, two buttons. Two slots, presumably for inserting coinage. * SusanF tries moving the stick and pressing the buttons, but nothing happens. * SusanF tries fiddling with the slots, but again, nothing happens * SusanF looks at the back of the large game console - there's a cord plugged into the wall That must supply the power... * SusanF doesn't think she should try disconnecting it just yet * SusanF moves back around to the front and stares at the display, which shows the three people progressing down a dark tunnel * SusanF tries establishing telepathic contact with the figure of her grandfather, just in case it might work * CelestialToymaker activates a field around the computer preventing telepathy * SusanF opens her eyes - contact has not been made But that doesn't really mean anything, I suppose. * SusanF shakes her head - must stop talking to herself * SusanF presses a hand to the screen * SylvDoc enters the room to see Susan staring at the video game * SusanF studies the figure - it moves so naturally. Surely they didn't have such technology in the 1970s Come now, child, you'll go blind looking that closely at a game. Teenagers nowadays, they stare at games for hours like that. Grandfather! * SusanF turns to him * SylvDoc puts his arm around Susan I don't know what to do. So, did you find out anything about this game? There's some sort of power tap back here. Hmmmm. * SusanF leads him to the back of the set * SylvDoc looks at the tap I wouldn't touch the power if I were you. Why not? What will it do? You might destroy the game! Ah, and myself, presumably. Yourself? Whatever do you mean? * CelestialToymaker sends a crackle of energy along the cable Well, I'm not feeling particularly suicidal today. Then you think you really are in there? I'm positive about it. That's no mere rendition of me, that *is* me. Or rather, will be me. You? Bosh! Oh, Grandfather, what shall we do? * CelestialToymaker sends another mental message to Weatherford Try to confuse and stall them... I need more time! Come now...there is much more to see in this warehouse! I don't want to see anything more! I want to know what you did to Grandfather! * SylvDoc turns to Weatherford No, I think I'll stay here. * SylvDoc turns to the game How do the controls work? * SylvDoc fingers the joystick a bit * SusanF says helpfully: There's a stick and two buttons, Grandfather. Controls...oh, that game is broken. The controls don't work. * CelestialToymaker sends more energy through to the controls, electrifying them * SylvDoc gets a shock * SusanF yelps * SylvDoc sucks on his fingers See, I warned you. Now that's not playing cricket. * CelestialToymaker chuckles Here, let's try some Donkey Kong. That didn't happen to me! Yes, well, you probably aren't the target, Susan. It's a faulty wiring problem, goes on and off. You were just lucky. * SusanF doesn't believe Weatherford any more, not that she ever really did Someone's after you? Yes, of that I'm certain. Why else would we get the invitation? * SusanF had forgotten the invitation in all the excitement Oh, that's right. Why else would Ace and I be in a video game? I don't know. I thought maybe someone had made a game about you. You are very popular, you know. * SusanF is somewhat blinded by familial love to how many people feel about her grandfather Would you like to try some of our experimental games? You know, Mr. Weatherford, I'd tell your boss to go take a flying leap if I were you. Susan and I have a puzzle to solve. * SylvDoc thinks about that - puzzle Come, you two, there is something I really have to show you. It will answer all your questions. Really? Oh, Grandfather, don't believe him! * SylvDoc decides to play along with Weatherford again * SusanF clutches the Doctor's jacket sleeve Come with me. It's okay, Susan. There isn't really anything I can do here. Right over to this room. * SusanF realizes the Doctor is right, so goes along with him * CelestialToymaker sends a mental message to Weatherford: The closet... lock them in the closet! It's awfully dark inside... * SusanF hangs back at the threshhold That's okay, there is a light on the far side. Go in and turn it on, Susan. * SylvDoc is dubious All right. * SusanF walks in to find the light How do I turn it on? Light! * SusanF frowns - that didn't work Is there a tactile interface? Computer? Maybe you should help her, Smith. * SylvDoc is about to protest and is pushed in by Weatherford You pull the switch, you dolt. * MrWeatherford slams the door shut and locks it Oh, the - no! * SusanF jerks around as the door slams * SylvDoc tries to leave as the door is shut on them Ah, that went very well, didn't it? * MrWeatherford has trapped the dynamic duo within * SylvDoc frowns * SylvDoc starts tapping the walls looking for a way out * SylvDoc taps and taps * SusanF starts feeling the walls for the switch * SylvDoc listens Susan, pull the switch and the light will come on. * CelestialToymaker laughs at the predicament of the Doctor and his companion Grandfather, I can't find the switch. * SusanF pouts * SylvDoc turns on the switch It was just over here. * MrWeatherford laughs as the floor drops out Thank y - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! * SylvDoc points over to the door as he falls * SylvDoc puts his hands on his hips in a very Alice-like movement * SusanF screams and screams as she falls... * CelestialToymaker chuckles more... the trapdoor was a stroke of genius This isn't fun, Celestial Toymaker! * SylvDoc concentrates on moving himself toward the bookshelf-covered walls * CelestialToymaker's voice can be heard Oh really, Doctor? I'm enjoying myself immensely! * SylvDoc grabs onto books to try and slow his descent and is not being successful Glad one of us is amused. * SusanF screams: Grandfather, what's happening?! Well, Susan, it's not very easy to explain. Just think of a nice soft landing. * SylvDoc sees the floor rising up to meet him * SusanF can only think of marshmallow fluff * SylvDoc opens his umbrella and his flight descent slows noticeably * SylvDoc lands on his toes * SusanF plummets past the Doctor, to land in a heaped pile of marshmallow fluff * SusanF squeals in disgust Ah, that was very handy. * SylvDoc walks over to Susan Are you all right? I think so, Grandfather...but this is awfully sticky. Doctor, 7 years bad luck for opening an umbrella indoors. Toymaker, I think you have your superstitions confused. Nothing more than what you did when you regenerated. Those silly sayings weren't your style at all. * MrWeatherford chuckles, watching the screen, and leaves the warehouse * SusanF pulls herself out with the Doctor's arm and steps out of the fluff Ow! What is it? * SusanF hops on one foot in agony and feels her ankle * SusanF sighs in relief Oh, it's only a bruise. I thought maybe I'd sprained it again. Ah, good. Well, lets move on, shall we? * SusanF walks carefully on her bruised ankle Come now, Toymaker, isn't it about time you told me of your plan and gave yourself enough rope to hang yourself? It's what everyone else does! Plan, Doctor? I'm merely having some fun. You and the Gods of Rrrrragnarrrrok have a lot to learn about fun, you know. * SylvDoc enters a big white room and sees the Mandarin Oh, you've heard of them... they were nice, in their own, simple way. * SusanF gasps - it *is* the Toymaker! * CelestialToymaker turns around and sees the Doctor and his companion * SylvDoc thinks he looks a lot like Alfred from the Batman films - never noticed the resemblance til now... I like what you've done to the place. Oh, Grandfather, it's not the Toymaker - it's Chancellor Hedin! Dear child, I assume a variety of forms... * SusanF studies the Toymaker's face, but realizes that what he says is quite true - so it's not Hedin. That's a relief. He's such a nice man. So, what game am I playing and how do I win? * SylvDoc whispers to Susan: I always win, you know. * SusanF whispers back to the Doctor: I know, Grandfather. The game, dear Doctor, is simple... you have to guide your future self and your former companion through the maze. If you win, both your selves and your companions may leave. If not, you're mine... forever. * SylvDoc walks over to a video game console So this is the real game, not the physical interface? * SylvDoc toys with the joystick Looks like myself is having fun. * SylvDoc thinks that should be a cinch Indeed he is. They're progressing nicely. Unfortunately... But if you trap Grandfather now, you won't be able to capture him in the future. * SusanF realizes that this is actually a simple paradox but wonders if it will confuse the Toymaker Child, my domain is out of time... all laws stand still here. * SylvDoc tries to remember what he knows of 20th century video games * SylvDoc makes Nuke do a kick boxing routine ala Street Fighter Hmmmm, wrong game. * SusanF turns away from the Toymaker and watches the Doctor play Doctor, you have 2 hours to complete the game. * CelestialToymaker starts a counter * SylvDoc has two hands on two joysticks but the third he can't touch Susan, can you manipulate Ace? My hands are rather full here or I'd do it. I'll try, Grandfather. * SusanF gingerly takes hold of a joystick * Eighth_Doctor emerges from the tunnel and pauses * SusanF begins to get a guilty pleasure from the horrific game * _Ace stops behind him. * Eighth_Doctor moves jerkily * SylvDoc makes the Eighth Doctor turn around three times * Eighth_Doctor spins around Hmmm, not quite got the handling of this right. <_Ace> 'Ere, what's going on, Professor?! * SusanF accidentally makes Ace fire her weapon Oh dear! <_Ace> Professor! My word! * SusanF thought that was the jump button * CelestialToymaker watches, laughing * _Ace looks distinctly annoyed. * _Ace attempts to stop the guns swinging anywhere near the Doctor. We seem to be... manipulated. Like puppets. So we don't want to use that button until it's necessary. * SylvDoc moves Nuke toward Ace * Eighth_Doctor calls out: I would like to stop turning in circles! * CelestialToymaker appears in the tunnel * Space_Marine_Nukem shakes his head * SylvDoc moves the eighth Doctor toward the tunnel * _Ace acks as Nukem bumps into her. <_Ace> 'Ere, watch it, why don't you? Sorry. Ah, that should do it. * Eighth_Doctor finds himself being propelled <_Ace> Where are you going? This is terribly undignified. Doctor, I'm afraid you can't do a thing... one of your former selves and a former companion are manipulating you. Really? Well I hope it's one of the GOOD ones! * SylvDoc makes Nuke fire at the shape in the tunnel * SylvDoc derives a sense of enjoyment out of that * SusanF fires Ace's weapon at it, too * _Ace tries to bring her weapons to bear. * CelestialToymaker fades from view We missed! * SusanF stomps a foot * SusanF winces as she hurts her ankle again Doesn't matter. I don't think he'd make himself vulnerable to us. * CelestialToymaker turns to the Doctor at the controls I'm afraid you can't get me that easily. * SylvDoc looks up Ah well, it felt good to do it. * SylvDoc moves his pawns forward through the tunnel * Eighth_Doctor frowns and sighs I wish I knew what I was doing. * _Ace watchs the Doctor and Nukem walking. <_Ace> 'Ere, wait for me! * _Ace looks down. <_Ace> Come on, feet! * SusanF suddenly remembers to move Ace with the stick * SusanF pushes her forward * _Ace starts marching jerkily after them. What are you two doing? <_Ace> I don't know, but if I keep walking like this, I'm going to get a sore bum! * Space_Marine_Nukem checks Ace's bum <_Ace> Oooh. That's enough of that! * _Ace tries to get her weapons to aim at Nukem. * Space_Marine_Nukem shrugs and looks down the tunnel * SylvDoc is concentrating on the Doctor in the game. He's sure he can contact him telepathically if he tries hard enough. * Eighth_Doctor suddenly picks up stray thoughts * Eighth_Doctor mutters to himself: I was right. It wasn't one of the good ones. * SylvDoc thinks to the Doctor: Do you know the way out? Or does your friend? * Eighth_Doctor thinks: Nuke does. * SylvDoc thinks: Get him to tell you where we should send you. * Eighth_Doctor calls out to Nuke: How do we get out of here? Down the tunnel to the next level, then shoot your way out. * SylvDoc moves the pawns down the tunnel to the next level Can we move any faster? <_Ace> If I walk like this any faster, my backside's going to fall off. * SylvDoc hits the TURBO button * Eighth_Doctor finds himself sprinting * _Ace sprints at a hefty pace. * SylvDoc watches the pawns zip by * CelestialToymaker decides to have some fun * CelestialToymaker sends a troop of Cybermen down into the tunnel * Cyberleader aims a hefty gun at the Doctor * Cyberleader pauses as the Doctor runs into him How nice - one of my oldest enemies. * SylvDoc shoots at Cybermen gleefully You are not supposed to be here! * Space_Marine_Nukem fires at the Cyberman * Cyberleader stumbles back and fires at Nukem * Eighth_Doctor reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bag of gold dust * CelestialToymaker turns to SylvDoc Now, now, Doctor. No cheating... Cheating? I'd never cheat! * Eighth_Doctor throws the gold dust * Eighth_Doctor finds his movements stuttering and jerking Besides, who's the one who put Cybermen in the game? * Space_Marine_Nukem keeps firing * Cyberleader lets loose a phlegmy, rattling scream and dies What a horrible game! * _Ace's weapons stutter badly. * SusanF keeps firing, though - or trying to fire, anyway <_Ace> Professor, there must be someone right naff controlling me! * SylvDoc is trying hard to concentrate on moving two characters * SylvDoc bangs the side of the video game to get Ace's gun to work Very well, Doctor... * CelestialToymaker removes the Cybermen with a wave of his hand What was that? Old friends of ours. Let's keep going. * CelestialToymaker smiles... no one mentioned anything about equipment sabotage... I said, let's go! * SylvDoc asks the Doctor where to next * Eighth_Doctor sighs and waits to move * SylvDoc IS moving the Doctor Toymaker, quit cheating. I'm not cheating, Doctor. Grandfather, why aren't you moving in there? I'm trying. The controls aren't working. They aren't, Doctor? What a shame. Can he...you...do anything of your own volition? * SylvDoc decides to fight fire with fire * Eighth_Doctor thinks to SylvDoc: What is going on? * SylvDoc dashes behind the video game and tears off the back panel * SylvDoc starts rewiring the system and changing the logic gates No, Doctor! Don't touch the equipment! * SusanF turns her attention to Ace as some more monsters charge onto the screen * _Ace starts firing stattaco on the monsters * Space_Marine_Nukem fires on the monsters * Eighth_Doctor stands rooted to the spot * SylvDoc sees an odd crystal in the bowels of the machine * CelestialToymaker sends an energy spark, electrifying the back panel * SylvDoc pulls it out and the game blows up * SylvDoc is pushed back * SusanF screams as the screen burns out * CelestialToymaker screams NOOOOO! Oh, Grandfather, what happened? Are they...dead? * SylvDoc watches the Doctor and Ace appear * SylvDoc sees some Rambo-looking stranger with them * Eighth_Doctor grins as he appears Ah, about time you got here, Doctor. Yes, Doctor, I see you have wonderful coordination. * SusanF turns around to see the trio You're alive! Yes, Susan, we are. * SusanF hugs her...other grandfather * Eighth_Doctor hugs Susan Huh? What level is this? * _Ace looks around, confused. * _Ace spots "her" Doctor. Hi, Ace. <_Ace> Professor! * SylvDoc smiles at Ace * _Ace hugs the Doctor. So, Doctors, you've foiled me again. * SylvDoc turns to the Toymaker There will be a next time... take heed. I think that is something we shall always do. You can never beat Grandfather. You're just a tired old fuddy-duddy. * Eighth_Doctor looks at Nuke I think Mr Nukem is out of place. Speak for yourself, Doc. * SylvDoc looks at the Marine * CelestialToymaker waves a hand, and Nuke disappears You didn't have to do that! Yes, I did. He is one of mine. He's back in his game, where he belongs. Why must you always use your power in this manner? Why can't you ever do good things with it? * SylvDoc is angry with the Toymaker <_Ace> Yeah, that's telling 'em, Doc! * Eighth_Doctor raises brow and looks at this other self Indeed. Don't *you* play nice games? Ever? * CelestialToymaker is somewhat taken aback * CelestialToymaker never reckoned on two Doctors So, where's the TARDIS then? That's always the prize. Yes, where IS my TARDIS? * CelestialToymaker turns to SylvDoc Why, Doctor, your TARDIS is where you left it... outside the Weatherford building. * SylvDoc doesn't smile at the Toymaker's humor * Eighth_Doctor brushes off his frockcoat * CelestialToymaker turns to the Eighth Doctor And your TARDIS, Doctor... Come now, Toymaker. We have things to do, places to go... ...is right here. * CelestialToymaker waves a hand, and the Eighth Doctor's TARDIS appears * Eighth_Doctor smiles Yes. Do run along now. Until we meet again, Doctors, and believe me, we will... * _Ace sticks nitro down the back of the Toymaker's robe. * SylvDoc watches Ace putting nitro in the Toymaker's robe * Eighth_Doctor looks ruefully at Ace * CelestialToymaker is startled by the can of nitro * CelestialToymaker fades from view before the nitro takes effect <_Ace> Come on! * _Ace dives for cover. * SylvDoc smiles as the Toymaker fades out of sight * SusanF is glad he's gone * _Ace gets up sheepishly. <_Ace> Well, _I_ thought it was going to blow up. * SylvDoc tsks Missed it by that much. Ace, Ace, Ace... * _Ace pokes her bottom lip out sulkily. * _Ace takes the eighth Doctor's arm. <_Ace> Come on, you can tuck me in... * Eighth_Doctor grins and leads Ace into the TARDIS * SylvDoc takes Susan back to his TARDIS When we get back, I think we'll work on the fault locator, Susan. I think that's an excellent idea, Grandfather. ::the end!::