HOST: Penni P.
Guest: Ducovny
Sponsor: *Odie's Beaker Boutique*
:::::::Hello I'm Penni P. & this is *GoodMorning LABVille*!! My guest today is our own LabMouse Ducovny!! I call her Ducy as I think we all do!! BTW I'd like to take this time to thank Rose for these gorgeous *red pumps*..sexy huh? Oh & thanks to Odie & Uni I have 2 new *gold rings* with pearls!! :::Penni is smiling big::: Now let's go talk to Ducy!!
Penni: "Well Duc, I say it is exciting having you here on the show while you are waiting for Brendan Beiser to call you...yes LIVE on this show!!"
Duc: "Yeah..Penni..can't wait!!"
Penni: "Aren't you excited dear?"
Duc: "Yeah..I'm just kinda paralyzed in fear!"
Penni: :::nudges Duc's shoulder::: "Oh..it'll be fine!! Now remember, I get to answer the phone for you dear as it is my show." ::::Penni winks....Duc :::shudders:::
Duc: "Yeah..whatever.."
:::vvvrrriiiiing...phone ringing..Penni snatches it up:::
Penni: "Hello?"
RJ: "Yeah, Penni can I talk to my Ducy?"
Penni: "Uh..JR? No!! Nobody here by that name. Goodbye!" :::slams the phone down:::
Duc: "Uh..Penni, who was that?"
Penni: "Uh...a wrong number darling, believe me on that one!"
Duc: "Well it was time for BB to call or RJ one!!"
:::Penni looks at Duc with wide eyes::::
Penni: "Now, who is RJ dear?"
Duc: "My husband!! Yeah!!!"
Penni: "Oh.. so you sell your soul for a phone call from BB & you are maried?"
Duc: "No..Penni. Now what is wrong with you? You have always been gracious to me & I thought you would be nice to me???"
Penni: "But Ducy..I am dahling, I am!! I just want what is best for you!"
*commercial break*
~GET YOUR GLASS BEAKERS NOW!!~
Just come on down to Odie's Beaker Boutique, where the glass beakers are hidden!!
Penni: "Well Duc I know what you mean!! Men!! Oh...we are back on the air!!
:::vvrringg.....Penni snatches phone:::
RJ: "Now, Penni??? Damit, let me talk to my Ducy, wucy, lovey, dovey....."
Penni: :::cuts in:::: "Now listen JR!!! I told you that you have the wrong number!! Call Madame Boing...she cares..now get off the phone!!"
Duc: "Penni? Who was that really? You know I like you Penni & if that was BB or RJ, I would really be hurt!!"
::::tears forming in Duc's eyes....Penni's eyes start to get a little wet too...then vvrrriiinnnngggg!!! Penni snatches the phone::::
Penni: "Now JR!!! Get the doof off this line!! Oh...I'm sorry..yes...Oh Brendan, it is you dear sweet man? Love of our lives our God of LaBVill!!! No...No..Duc couldn't make it today..but i have lots of messages!!"
::::now as you could see Bertha & Lulu Belle have tied Duc up with duct tape & she can't move or speak!!::::
Penni: :::into the phone::: "Well Brendan, now Odie is single, yes she is white as snow dear man & she is tall & real slender, very pretty...but whatever you do DO NOT CALL HER CHRISTINA...she almost killed me once..just once...ooooo I'm on TV telling everyone this & she will kill me? Oooo.... What did you say dear? Oh, I should tell her NOT TO KILL ME!! OK!! Did you hear that Odie. Oh yes, Brendan, Odie will call you if you will leave your number!! Oh..Duc? She is married & runs around & sleeps with her Clone Cy. I know you are shocked dear man..I was too!! He does look like you. Oh..no, I do not look like you at all. I'm really a pretty lady if you ask me!! You didn't? Well!! I told you anyway!! What do you mean you are watching the show? Oh..you see Duc tied up with what? Hang on a sec honey..didn't know that, let me check on her...."
:::::::Penni hangs up phone:::::::::::
*commerical break*
"Are you tired of plastic beakers? Well go see Odie...look on the LabVill map if you don't know where she is....we don't have time or money to tell you."
(words spoken by) Rose
:::::::Penni goes over & rips duct tape off of Duc::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Duc: "OW!! DOOFIT!! YOU MORONS!!! GIVE ME THE DOOFING PHONE!!"
::::Duc grabs the phone & gets a *dial tone*..................Penni is standing there tapping her sharp nails on the table! Duc looks at the nails painted red & about 6 " long!! Duc sits back down, slumps in her chair & starts to cry!! Penni starts to cry::::
::::Rj comes in dragging Frank, who is holding onto him, knocks Bertha & Lulu Belle over, ole Danny Boye helps Bertha up & holds her!! RJ walks up to Penni who holds her 6" nails up to RJ who just shrugs Penni off & holds Duc while she cries.:::
Penni: "I'm sooo sorry!!! I got so excited & I forgot my medication & Odie will be bitter at me & Uni will try to kill me & CiCi will..I don't know..cook my goose & I don't have a goose...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
RJ: "It's okay Ducy...you still have me? Who needs a call from BB? We have clones that can call you anytime of the day!! I love you Ducy!!"
Duc: :::still sobbing & shaking her head::::
RJ: :::still holding Duc:::
*commercial break*
"Yeah well get the *Beakers* from Odie, the only true source of the *Beakers*!!
Yadadyadadadadada.........
(spoken by ) Crey.
:::::::::Trillian comes running into the studio yelling: "It wasn't Brendan that called Duc!!! No!! Don't cry!!! It wasn't Brendan!!! It was Trelane, my Clone!! I'm so sorry!! But Duc..just think...RJ get her home QUICK!!! BB will be calling but not here & it wasn't him!! Go..quickly!!"
:::RJ & Duc beat a hasty retreat with Frank dragging behind & Bertha running after them..Lulu Belle picking up the rear!!::::::::
*******POOF**************************
Penni: "My G..., I mean MrsKrychek!! How did you?"
MrsKry: "Penni!! That was not nice!!"
Penni: "Hey, I didn't know it was not Brendan!! So..."
MrsKry: "That's not the point!! You lied to Duc!! You had her tied up!! You stole Odie & Uni's rings...Be Gone!!!" ::::in a booming voice:::
::::::::Penni, Trillian, Trelane & Nick(the cameraman?) bow down before MrsKry & beg to not be vanished!! All voices are running together!!!!:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
MrsKry: "Alright! Alright! If you will just all shut-up, I will let you stay!! However, each one of you ::::looks at the 4 of them:::: Now..Trillian...just take Trelane & NO DOOF for you...For One Year!! Now Nick? No...uh...no...No Doof for you for One Year!! Now..Penni...poor, poor Penni...return the rings to their rightful owners & NO DOOF for you EVER!!"
Penni: "But..I never do Doof!?!"
MrsKry: "Oh...Penni....just try to be good!! Remember!!! I am everywhere & I always know what you are doing!! BEHAVE!!!"
*****POOF******
::::::::::Penni is left standing in cloud of *Doof Dust* *cough* & looking around:::::::::
Penni: Well..this is GoodMorning LabVill & I am Penni P. Stay tuned for my next episode.
::::::::::::::::::::::Penni waves by to the camera & smiles but keeps looking around::::::
THIS SEGMENT OF GOODMORNING LABVILL WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY:
****ODIE"S *BEAKER* BOUTIQUE***********************
*****You will not get glass beakers until I say so!! HA!********
(words spoken by) ODIE
*Stay Tuned For The Next Show*
(where no one..not even Penni knows who will be on)
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